L’AMORE AI TEMPI DEL PORNO BLOG!

Non so voi, ma io ogni tanto mi googlo. Lo faccio cosi’, un po’ per curiosita’, sicuramente per vanita’, e anche per vedere se qualcuno ha postato qualche malignita’ sul mio conto (e gia’, oltre che curiosa e vanitosa, pure paranoica). Manie di persecuzione a parte, googlandomi ieri mi sono ritrovata citata in un blog di… pornografia! La scoperta mi ha colmata di orgoglio inaspettato, soprattutto perche’ la citazione presa e tradotta in inglese dal mio libro L’amore Ai Tempi Del Globale si trovava in apertura di post, e non sepolta fra le righe come se ci fosse capitata quasi per errore. Voglio dire, avrebbero potuto citare gente molto piu’ esperta del genere di me, come non so… Jenna Jameson o Trentalance, che ogni tanto scrivono pure. Ma no. Invece hanno citato me. Che onore! Il post e’ dedicato al nuovo sex toy per lui chiamato Real Touch, di cui descrivo i molteplici piaceri che gli uomini tecno-sessuali possono ricavarne nel capitolo “Cybersesso: Dal Materasso Alla Rete”. La frase che ha particolarmente colpito il blogger e’ la seguente: “Inutile dirvi che se il Real Touch impara a fare le tagliatelle, care ragazze mie, siamo spacciate!” Una frase che a suo tempo scrissi cosi’, ovviamente in senso ironico, ma ora che ho trovato questa foto sul sito ufficiale del Real Touch (vedi foto sopra) che mostra il sex toy dentro e fuori, noto con sgomento che le lamelle del meccanismo ricordano molto quelle della Pastaia Italiana a manovella dell’Imperia… Che? Troppo paranoica?

Eccovi il post, preso verbatim da realtouchfucking.com:

RealTouch — Makes Women Obsolete?

Tuesday January 5th, 2010

As the RealTouch team gears up to head off to Vegas for this year’s AEE, this has hit the internet waves:

What:

Should women be worried about a new high-tech toy for men?

In her book L’amore Ai Tempi Del Globale (Love in Global Times), Tiziana Nenezic entertained that thought when she wrote, “Needless to say, my dear girls, that if RealTouch learns how to make tagliatelle, we are through!”

The RealTouch she refers to is a new technologically advanced personal device for men that provides the authentic sexual experience they desire when a partner, for whatever reason, isn’t available.

If the response from early adopters is an indication, Nenezic may be on to something. As one man commented on a message board, “Finally an app for that. Teach this thing to cook and my wife is out the door. Gives new meaning to the term ‘plug and play’!”

While pleasure products for women are commonplace, RealTouch is earning praise as one of the hottest new intimate product introductions and it’s one of the few devices developed specifically for men (though applications for couples are in development).

“My God. This is groundbreaking,” wrote Melissa Noble, author of the Love Buzz blog on YourTango.com. “There may never be a reason for men to leave their computers. The RealTouch doesn’t judge, nag, or reject. It just diligently pleases.”

The device, developed on sophisticated haptic technology, integrates the sense of touch with online video-on-demand. It was designed by a former NASA affiliated engineer and is marketed by AEBN, one of the world’s largest online VOD companies. It’s on display this week at the annual Adult Entertainment Expo (Booth #2031) at the Las Vegas Sands Expoand Convention Center.

But is it a threat to women? “Possibly,” says AEBN CEO Scott Coffman. “On the other hand, it could be a relationship saver. If guys like Tiger Woods, Mark Sanford and Eliot Spitzer had a RealTouch, their marriages might not be in such turmoil today.”

Is RealTouch going to be the end of women? Well, only our users know for sure, but we have our ideas! If you happen to be in Vegas this week, make sure you stop by and weigh in your opinions.

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